Monday, May 12, 2008

Dutch Piglet?

Make it in bacon.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Monday, December 17, 2007

East coast babies

I should mention in this debriefing that vanilla extract was used in the batter with most excellent results. As a result of this improved babie technology, many butch dabbie virgins were recruited to the cause.

A rarely trumpetted side effect of our babies of the hour is the good they do for a thirsty skillet. Indeed, my parent's soap-scoured Wagner was positively gleaming after a bit of much needed dutch lovin'.

That concludes this east coast babie installement. Good luck, gadget. This message will self-deflate after 1 minute.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Nice baby from the archives

A baby I created in the winter of '62. Twas a cold year and the babies fell fast. That lump in the middle because Neptune and Pluto were aligned.

Hast Thou Forsaken Me, Dutch Lady?

Me she butters right up, utters 'bite up', but how quickly her fancy fades!
Is her love just a bit of hot air?
Her hearty curves seemed like they could nourish any man, but now it seems I am deserted for breakfast.

Honey you syruped my love,
and deflated our dreams in a min- (and sugar)
-utter again those words, and I will know not to trust, you crustfallen baby...
Or, at least, to eat more quickly.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Maple Syrup Counters

"Yes, but I am the blood of earliest spring.  The roots of the maple tree mine the best nutrients way down in the rocks, and also, I pour and spread more easily on top of a tender butter-crispy."

Honey challenges Maple Syrup

"I taste like clover flowers and locust flowers and the flowers of things you couldn't identify because you are poor ignorant city-dwelling dutch babymakers," says Honey.  "Luckily, eating a swizzle of me on your Dutch Baby is like being a bee:  you're tapping direct into flowerpower.  Also, flowers are sex organs.  Honey will make you sexier."