Thursday, December 13, 2007

Honey challenges Maple Syrup

"I taste like clover flowers and locust flowers and the flowers of things you couldn't identify because you are poor ignorant city-dwelling dutch babymakers," says Honey.  "Luckily, eating a swizzle of me on your Dutch Baby is like being a bee:  you're tapping direct into flowerpower.  Also, flowers are sex organs.  Honey will make you sexier."

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